Salt-Baked Cat in a Pot

“The director has already agreed to change the item, so why not? Do you think you’re participating in a cute pet variety show?”

Lin Xing was being scolded in front of the camera for being brainless. She was furious and her tone became sharp and mean.

“Don’t tell me you want others to take care of you and your pet in the wild?”

After saying that, she was worried that Song Qingyou would go back on her words, so she changed her tone.

“Of course, you’re free to bring whatever you want… Anyway, I definitely won’t form a team with someone like you!”

“Sister Yingnan, don’t you agree?”

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Zhao Yingnan, who was mentioned, was the most famous guest.

The reason why Lin Xing got involved with her was naturally because she wanted the majority to stand on her side.

Seeing that Zhao Yingnan was smiling drily and not saying anything, Lin Xing frowned impatiently. She directly grabbed the other party’s arm, as if they were facing a common enemy.

[ Lin Xing is right, this kind of person can not be spoiled. ]

[ Even if she is the victim, she was not the one who put the cat in the box. She doesn’t have to let others bear the responsibility with her, right? ]

[ Maybe she put the cat in there herself. ]

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[ Artistes nowadays really have no limits in order to become famous! ]

“Since that’s the case…”

Song Qingyou’s words attracted everyone’s attention.

“Didn’t you say that the festival group will be divided into two teams? Then I’ll form a team by myself.”

[ Oh wow! Regardless of whether Song Qingyou was eye-catching or not, it was very bold to say this!]

[ What’s the use of courage? Can she eat it as a meal? ]

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[ In front of the taxi is Song Qingyou’s lackey, right? I’m fine with just saying a few words and doing it~]

[ She’s still so stubborn at this time. I’m waiting to see her cry when she’s forced to quit the show!]

[ Be careful not to die without even knowing how you died. ]

[ Dying of laughter. Verbal skills: maxed out, survival skills: 0 ]

..

Lin Xing’s face also looked as if she was asking, ‘Are you crazy?’

“Don’t be impulsive,” Zhao Yingnan quickly advised, “Why would you be alone…”

“Sister Yingnan, don’t try to persuade her.” Lin Xing quickly pulled Zhao Yingnan back. “Some people said that they’ll be in a team alone because no one wants to be in the same team as her. She has no choice!”

However, as soon as Lin Xing finished, Jiang Xuyan, who was the oldest among them, suddenly stood up and said, “I’ll be in the same group as Qingyou.”

Jiang Xuyan looked mature and steady, and he was the considerate type.

Besides, as a classic representative of an outdated singer who was popular but not trending, Jiang Xuyan was here for fun.

Lin Xing’s face was instantly smacked, and his face twisted. After a long while, she finally said, “Teacher Jiang is really a good person…”

And he’s a f*cking good person!

She immediately looked at Yu Muhuai with anticipation.

“Then, brother Yu …”

Compared to the outdated Jiang Xuyan, Lin Xing wanted to team up with Yu Muhuai more.

As a new idol, Yu Muhuai’s popularity went without saying.

His face could be described as ‘beautiful’, but he looked very young and not feminine at all. His temperament was quiet and gentle, which was extremely attractive.

Before Lin Xing’s show started, she had already thought of creating a love line with the other party…

However, the boy with short blue-gray hair didn’t even look at her.

His obsidian-like eyes swept across the few of them, and he said in a gentle voice, “It’s better to have three people in a group. Teacher Jiang, Song Qingyou, and I will be in a group.”

Yu Muhuai’s statement not only angered Lin Xing but also caused a commotion among her fans.

[ Why would Yi Muhuai choose Song Qingyou? I don’t understand!]

[ Why don’t you choose that internet celebrity called Lin Xing? ]

[ Muhuai’s personality is too gentle. In this situation, he still considered grouping. ]

[ Not only do brother Jiang and Muhuai have to bring a freeloader with them, but they also had to help people raise cats! I’m so angry!]

[ Muhuai was the champion of the talent show, but he got the worst resources? He actually accepted such a variety show! After all was said and done, it’s all the company’s fault! Management company, come out and get beaten up! ]

[ If Song Qingyou dares to trouble brother to take care of her and drag him down, she’ll be criticized for a lifetime!! ]

[ I just want to ask, what qualifications does Song Qingyou have? ]

Yu Muhuai’s fans started cursing, and there were also people who disliked the entertainment industry.

[ At least Song Qingyou is very beautiful. Are you fans jealous? ]

[ Classic ‘jealousy’: whenever you scold someone, just say that you are jealous of that person.]

[ At this time, you still dare to run away from your values and facial features? get lost! ]

….

It was impossible for the production team to let Song Qingyou be in a group alone, so they chose to default to this group.

Ding Sheng, who had been silent all this time, didn’t want to be with the two male celebrities, so he seized the opportunity to interrupt.

“Then let’s do it this way!”

“I’m an outdoor streamer, so I’m quite familiar with wilderness survival. I’ll take the two girls, Yingnan and sister Xing, and you guys will be in the same group as Song Qingyou. It’s very fair.”

No one raised any objections and spontaneously stood on both sides.

The director interrupted their conversation.

“Team A: Ding Sheng brought a straight-handled knife, Zhao Yingnan brought a lighter, and Lin Xing brought a mosquito repellent incense.”

“Team B: Jiang Xuyan brought an iron pot, Yu Muhuai brought a bag of salt, and Song Qingyou brought… a cat. ”

The director sat behind the camera and paused for a moment. “The items have been checked. We’ll set off now!”

——————

The six of them walked out, and two drones followed behind.

It wasn’t until they saw two small speedboats on the sea that they knew they were going to a deserted island.

After the two groups got on the boat, the director announced the other specific rules.

“This wilderness survival will last for 15 days. Although there are teams, only one person will win the million-yuan prize money. The others will receive different punishments.”

“The teams will be ranked according to points, the popularity of the livestream feed, and various skills for survival in the wild, such as starting a fire and cooking… You can obtain the corresponding points.”

“Points can be used to exchange for supplies, such as sleeping bags, tents, fishing rods, etc. But once you choose to exchange for supplies, these points will be reset to zero.”

“Finally, on the 14th day, we will tell you the clues to leave the island.”

[ There’s even an individual ranking in the team operation. Won’t there be internal strife?]

[ Maybe this episode’s focus is to tear up X-Men, like a certain travel show. ]

[ Grouping may only be for basic safety ]

[ This 24-hour livestream is full of sincerity! ]

[ It’s better to have an individual ranking. It’s forbidden to bring cats to the arena to win without doing anything ]

[ I’m guessing that Ding Sheng will win. He looks very professional.]

[ Is there a need to guess? ]

[ There might be an upset! Song Qingyou is so good-looking; if she stretched out her hand, someone would give it to her.]

..

“Let’s go!”

At the director’s command, the two speedboats moved almost at the same time.

In Team A, Lin Xing and Ding Sheng were having a heated discussion on the ship, with Zhao Yingnan interjecting from time to time. The atmosphere was harmonious.

At this time, Song Qingyou was checking the kitten’s injury, and the other two looked at each other.

“Team B doesn’t sound good,” Jiang Xuyan said first. “Let’s give our team a name first.”

“I’ll listen to Teacher Jiang,” Yu Muhuai smiled.

Song Qingyou also looked up at Jiang Xuyan.

Jiang Xuyan looked at the two and then at the thing in his hand. He blurted out, “Just… Salt-baked cat in a pot?”

Song, Yu: →_→

[ hahaha, what the f * ck is ‘Salt-baked cat in a pot’! ]

[ Brother Jiang is indeed a creative genius 2333 ]

[ Teacher Jiang, are you a devil? ]

[ The other group is discussing survival, this group is thinking of a team name. ]

[ if you don’t know, you’ll think that the two live broadcast rooms are not the same program!]

[ The duality of life. ]

[ Teacher Jiang, wake up! ]

Without waiting for Song Qingyou to speak, the cat that had been lying on Song Qingyou’s hand and hadn’t moved suddenly opened its eyes and bared its teeth at Jiang Xuyan, as if it was going to pounce on him and scratch his face the next second.

Although the kitten looked petite and cute, its eyes were actually extremely cold.

Jiang Xuyan was surprised. “Did it understand what I said?”

After saying that, he even moved to the side. “Ahem, that, I was just joking. I was just trying to liven up the atmosphere. Don’t be angry!”

[ Full score for cat cooperation √ ]

[ I’ve heard that cats are petty. Brother Jiang, you have to be careful. ]

[ This cat is actually quite cute. Its eyes are actually green! ]

[ If the three-man and one-cat combination continues to be so out of tune, I guess it will really be a salt-baked cat in a pot… ]

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