Chapter 3  

“What kind of dogsh*t luck is this? It’s an auspicious day to be out, but why does Eldest Sister always have to interfere with my plans?”

‘Fire and water are incompatible, fire and water are incompatible! As expected, the Master had predicted correctly. Xiao Baoxin’s life was like the sea, but I am just like a fire in the furnace and do not even have the strength to fight back. He was completely subdued!’

‘F*ck, who leaked my whereabouts! Obstructing me from becoming a disciple! Obstructing me from ascending to immortality!’

The moment Xiao Baoxin touched Xiao Baoshu’s body, she heard his incomparably lively… and despairing heart.

What did he mean by they were incompatible like fire and water— what nonsense from his master. He was a person who caused trouble everywhere and worshiped masters everywhere. If he threw a big green stone in Jiankang City and hit ten people, three and a half of them would be his masters!

She also did not know why Xiao Baoshu had become addicted to all kinds of metaphysics when he was in his teens. He had become obsessed with gods and spirits and formed a deep interest in all kinds of non-human beings.

And even wanted to ascend to immortality—

That was something the Taoists would say!

Buddhists would call it Nirvana, alright?!

How could things that even she knew become so confusing when it came to him? From this, it could be seen how undetermined he was to worship his master! It was purely on a whim!

If it were not for her mother’s obstruction, she would have shaved his head and packed it for him!

When he was young, he was still a cute and adorable child. Why did he become more and more worrisome as he grew up? Every year, he would get someone to clean up his mess. The more Xiao Baoxin thought about it, the angrier she became. She had used up thirty percent of her initial strength, so she used both her hands and feet to beat him up.

“Sister, Sister, Sister—spare me! Stop kicking, my stomach—oh my, my face!” Xiao Baoshu hugged his head and scuttled away like a rat, crying out loudly. “Why are you hitting me, help! Help!”

“Papaya! Qiong Ju! Come and protect me!”

Xiao Baoshu cried out in pain, but he was secretly rejoicing in his heart. Luckily, his sister only had fancy moves. If she had some real skills, she would really cripple him!

Xiao Baoxin, “…” Screw him and fancy moves!

She silently raised her long leg and kicked again.

Xiao Baoshu was not the only one who was on the brink of tears. He had no way of asking for help. The people who came in behind Xiao Baoxin also broke out in cold sweat, but they did not dare to take even half a step forward to help him.

What a joke! It wasn’t like this had never happened before. Whoever went up would die! Papaya and Qiong Ju were Xiao Baoshu’s personal servants, and they had seen this kind of scene no less than four or five times. No matter how foolish they were, no one dared to express their loyalty at this time. It was very likely that they would be gone before they could express their loyalty!

Although Aunt Zhang carried Madam Xie’s instructions, the current situation—

Yeah, seeing that it wasn’t a life and death situation yet, she didn’t need to step forward. In any case, Madam said that he just needed to stay alive, Aunt Zhang consoled herself. While Miss was beating him up, she should just go and rest.

“Bene-Benefactor.” The old monk trembled as he walked forward. “I am Zhi Hua, the Buddhist grounds should remain peaceful…”

In other words, the sister-brother duo should not destroy the place one after another.

The old monk knew that it was not an enemy who came to look for him, but he did not feel at ease. In his opinion, the yellow-robed young lady was ruthless and did not show any mercy. Even if they were siblings, he was still afraid that she would accidentally kill someone. By that time, would his temple be closed or closed?

Hence, the monk could only brace himself and step forward to remind her.

Amitabha, please bless this female patron for not going crazy or kicking anyone she sees.

Xiao Baoxin was naturally not an unreasonable crazy woman who would beat whoever she wanted. Especially since the peace at this place for Buddhists was indeed destroyed by her brother!

At this moment, Xiao Baoxin stopped and tucked her slightly messy hair behind her ear. After taking a deep breath, she bowed to the old monk and said.

“My younger brother is young and ignorant. Sorry for troubling you, abbot. I’m here to apologize to you…”

The old monk was stunned.

Just now, Xiao Baoxin devoted herself wholeheartedly to educating her brother and buried her head in her work, so the old monk only saw the heroic bearing of her punches and kicks, and did not see what she looked like. Now that he was face-to-face with Xiao Baoxin, the old monk could not help but praise her from the bottom of his heart! She was so damn good-looking! She was the most beautiful girl he had ever seen in his life!

She was just a young and inexperienced girl, yet she was already so beautiful. When she really reached the prime age of twenty, it was unknown just how beautiful she would be.

It was embarrassing just thinking about it. It was true that he was a monk, but he still had basic standards for beauty.

“I didn’t cause any trouble!” Xiao Baoshu covered his swollen face and spoke up for himself, interrupting the old monk’s judging eyes. “I just wanted to become a monk and play—”

The old monk suddenly regretted speaking up for him.

She must have hit him too lightly – he actually still dared to quibble.

When they first met, Zhi Hua already knew that Xiao Baoshu was the second son of Xiao Yun, the prince of Shi Xing prefecture, who was well-favoured by the emperor. He just wanted to build a good relationship with Xiao Yun so that he could make more money. Who knew that Xiao Baoshu would end up kneeling before his monastic robe…

His charisma was so great that it was also a problem! If he was just an ordinary idiot, the old monk would just accept him as a disciple and let him shave his head as he wished. He would just have another errand boy.

Although Zhi Hua was a Buddhist, as an abbot, he had to worry about the daily lives of the monks in the temple. After all, there were two to three hundred temples in the capital city of the Liang Dynasty. The competition was too intense! If he was careless, they would be eliminated immediately.

Therefore, Zhi Hua explored the mortal world and five elements—

Who knew that it was hard to find good karma, and he attracted such a person!

He firmly believed that if he dared to accept this fellow, the Xiao Family would smash his temple!

“Do you think becoming a monk is something you can play around with? What do you think Buddhism is? And what are your parents and siblings?” A cold light shot out from Xiao Baoxin’s beautiful eyes. She could not be bothered to waste her breath on him. She grabbed the front of Xiao Baoshu’s shirt and dragged him out.

Xiao Baoshu did not struggle at all and only muttered.

“Sister, you’ll lose me easily if you do this! I’m a man after all, and you’re a beautiful woman—a beautiful woman. You should just be in charge of being beautiful and delicate. Why do you have to touch me during the day?”

“If you do this, your reputation will be ruined if word gets out. If your future husband finds out that you’re such a person, I’m afraid that he won’t dare to enter the door, much less dare to marry you?”

“…I see that your glabella is dark. Sister, you’re going to have misfortune soon. Be careful… You might meet a bloody calamity…”

Everyone fell silent.

This person had such a cheap mouth!

Wasn’t he the one who was beaten black and blue? Shouldn’t he be having a bloody calamity?

And someone else’s glabella is dark? Your entire face is dark, alright?

Why was he happy to be so mischievous?

“I think the Second Master has quite a lot of worries everyday!”

Xiao Baoxin sneered. She finally let go of his clothes and pushed him to the ground.

“Tie him up and throw him into the carriage!”

They were all decent people. Who would bring a rope with them?

However, the maids around Xiao Baoxin were all extraordinary. Tang Li and Youmei, who had followed her out today, were not only quick-witted but also skilled in martial arts.

As soon as their Miss gave the order, they followed accordingly. They immediately turned around and pulled out Papaya and Qiong Ju’s belts, then tied Xiao Baoshu up securely. Then, one of them raised his head while the other raised his leg, and really threw him into the carriage.

Xiao Baoshu, “…” These two girls were able to draw inferences and act quickly. Their ability to adapt was outstanding and was something that his maids and manservants did not possess. He could only give in!

Papaya and Qiong Ju covered their waists in shame. Their faces were red and ashamed…”